Rollercoaster life

May 23

Worry?

There are only two things to worry about, either you’re healthy or you’re sick. If you’re healthy, there’s nothing to worry about. But if you’re sick there are only two things to worry about, either you will get well or you will die. If you get well there’s nothing to worry about. But if you die, there are only two things to worry about, eith you will go to heaven or to hell. Of you go to heaven , there’s nothing to worry about. But if you go to hell , you’ll be so dayum busy shaking hands with your friends you won’t have TIME to worry!

May 21
theclearlydope:

Hello Good Morning: I got me some of those 72 DPI non-outlined Jordans. Picked them up with no line at “CLICK, SAVE AS”

theclearlydope:

Hello Good Morning: I got me some of those 72 DPI non-outlined Jordans. Picked them up with no line at “CLICK, SAVE AS”

May 21

This ‘give us black dick and we fear nothing’ business is getting out of hand.

May 17
:) (Taken with instagram)

:) (Taken with instagram)

Apr 30
Just smile. :) (Taken with instagram)

Just smile. :) (Taken with instagram)

Apr 29
D O N K . ;) (Taken with instagram)

D O N K . ;) (Taken with instagram)

Apr 27
Kicked up, prepared for summer days :) (Taken with instagram)

Kicked up, prepared for summer days :) (Taken with instagram)

Apr 27

thedailywhat:

Robot Future of the Day: A pair of scientists in New Zealand are predicting that the brothels of the future will be staffed by robot prostitutes. In a research paper on the sex industry, “Robots, Men And Sex Tourism,” Ian Yeoman and Michelle Mars believe that by 2050, clients will pay nearly $10,000 for an all-inclusive evening that features everything from lap dances to intercourse from “a range of sexual gods and goddesses of different ethnicity, body shapes, ages, languages, and sexual features.”

If the reality is anything like this clever preview by the Taiwanese animators at NMA, progress won’t be pretty.

[hypervocal]

NOT EVEN SURPRISED

Apr 27
theclearlydope:

You don’t like pickles Kylie??

Lol…wow

theclearlydope:

You don’t like pickles Kylie??

Lol…wow

Apr 23

L I F E

New orleans! Saw friends, fine ass dudes, drank, partied! I LIVED!?